Wednesday, August 25, 2010

A get-together a quarter of century later

I spent 7 weeks in the US during this summer. My wife and I did many things during that period including a college tour of more than a dozen universities and art schools on the East Coast for our daughter Yun Jin (who could not make the tour with us since she was attending a pre-college design program at Carnegie-Mellon University School of Design). But I also took the time to have a historic get-together with my American roommate at IESE business school, Barcelona, Spain, 25 years after graduation! Ed Townley is now living in Fairfax, Virginia with his wife and 3 daughters and a dog.
Let's take a photo again half a century later, Ed.
Here we are 25 years ago at IESE graduation dinner

I am writing a book

I started, about a year ago, writing down my thoughts about important aspects of life such as love, marriage, work, family, friends, religion, food, and so on. And also all those things I want my son and daughter to know, all those things I want to tell them that I did not or could not tell yet.

I gave a title to all the chapters and finished the first chapter so far... I have the feeling that I need to go somewhere alone in order to see some progression in my book. A change of environment where I can focus all day long on my book. I would like to finish it before December 21, 2010. That is a symbolic date that I will explain in the Prologue of my book.

But the next 2-3 months are strategically important for my daughter since she is preparing her applications for college and I need to be there and help her setting the way for her intellectual and professional enrichment.

Those words that inspire us

Those words that inspire us



I have tried to mention the source of those following inspiring words whenever I could and I apologize to the author if I could not find the source.



Family

= Father And Mother I Love You






The Bank

Every morning, you are given 86 400 dollars with the only constraint of having to spend them all during that same day. Any remaining money is taken away when you go to bed. But this gift from heaven can stop anytime. So the question is, whay would you do if you were given such a gift?....

This magic bank, we all have it, it is the time! Every morning, when you wake up, you are given 86 400 seconds of life for the day and when we go to bed at night there is no left over, what has not been lived during the day is lost, today is over.....

Every morning, this magic starts over again, we are given 86 400 seconds of life and we all play with this unchangeable rule: the bank can close our account at anytime without prior notice; at any moment life can stop. So what do we do with our daily 86 400 seconds? Are not those seconds of life more important than dollars? So I please, let's enjoy every second that is given to us.....

              Marc Levy from "Et si c'était vrai?"....






Everything I needed

I asked for Strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong
I asked for wisdom and God gave me problem to solve
I asked for prosperity and God gave me a brain and brawn to work
I asked for Courage and God gave me obstacles to overcome
I asked for Love and God gave me troubled people to help
I asked for Favors and God gave me opportunities

I received nothing I wanted but I received Everything I needed.....






The Difference

I got up early one morning
and rushed right into the day,
I had so much to accomplish
that I didn’t have time to pray.

Problems just tumbled about me
and heavier came each task.
“Why doesn’t God help me ?” I wondered.
He answered, “You didn’t ask.”

I wanted to see joy and beauty,
but the day toiled on, gray and bleak.
I wondered why God didn’t show me;
He said, “But you didn’t seek.”

I tried to come into God’s presence,
I used all the keys at the lock.
God gently and lovingly chided,
“My child, you didn’t knock.”

I woke up early this morning
and paused before entering the day,
I had so much to accomplish
that I had to take time to pray.






Think Positive

If you think you are beaten, you are.
If you think you dare not, you won’t.
Success begins with your own will…
It’s all in your state of mind.

Life’s battles are not always won
By those who are stronger or faster;
Sooner or later the person who wins
Is the person who thinks he can.






Everything is possible.

Everything is possible, it is a question of time, the time to understand how it is possible.

            Marc Levy







Real Life

For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacles in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were "my life". This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.

So, stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning, until you get a new car or home, until you car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you're off welfare, until you die, until you're born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey not a destination.







Happiness...

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids are not old enough and we'll be content when they are.

After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We'll certainly be happy when they're out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.







Happiness Strategy

1. Dont worry, choose happy
2. Cultivate gratitude
3. Foster forgiveness
4 . Counteract negative thoughts and feelings
5. Foster friendship
6. Engage in some meaningful activities






Secrets of Happy Families

1. Enjoy each other: parents come home and the kids are happy to see them and when the kids come home, the parents are happy to see them.

2. Swap stories: something to share with your kids.

3. Put the marriage first: set a real example of love

4. Break bread together: families that eat together, stay together. It’s that simple. Family dinners are essential. It’s a time to connect.

5. Play together: have one or two unifying activities that the family does together.

6. Put Family before Friends

7. Limit children’s after-school activities: if your kids grow up not knowing how to ballet, they will be OK. Create your own after-school activities as a family. Take your kids rollerblading or swimming after school as a family.

8. Build and Honor Rituals: they can be unique to your own family such as a weekly dining out or movie watching at the theater. Rituals tend to bring family members close together because they are repeated over time.

9. Keep your voices down: talk to your kids, give them strict rules, and punish them when neccessary, but don’t lose control and yell.

10. Never fight in front of the kids

11. Don’t work too much: prioritize your kids.

12. Encourage sibling harmony.

13. Have private jokes

14. Communicate






Few signs of happiness/success

Success is closing the door to your office at the end of the day with a smile of satisfied contentment crossing your face. It’s knowing that you did a good job and that those you interacted with you had a positive experience.

Success is looking forward to getting home and seeing the people you love. It’s being mentally and emotionally free to share yourself with them and to be interested in them.

Success is being loved by the people you love

Success is sitting down to pay the bills and knowing that you have enough money to cover them this month and next month. It’s knowing you have taken measures to ensure the financial security of your family in the event of your demise.

Success is knowing where to turn when it seems that there’s nowhere to turn. Having a spiritual life is akin to eating food and drinking water. It’s necessary!

Success is having interests or hobbies to call your own. It’s things that you personally anticipates doing again and again. Having interests gives you joy and peace.

Success is waking up in the morning and feeling good. It’s knowing that you eat right and exercise regularly and that you do everything you personally can to ensure continued good health

Success is turning out the lights, slipping under the covers, and thinking to yourself, “It just doesn’t get much better than this!”







What success isn’t

Success isn’t calling home from work for the fourth time this week, apologizing because you’re going to miss dinner with the family again.

Success isn’t hurrying into the house and hiding behind closed doors or the television set because “after the day I’ve had, I need my space!”

Success isn’t having all the riches in the world and still trying to figure out how to have more of all the riches in the world.

Success isn’t physically going to worship service and mentally writing a to-do list for when you get home

Success isn’t all work and no play

Success isn’t spending mental energy figuring out how to explain why your project isn’t going to come in on time, why you have to miss your child’s school play and why you just don’t find any joy in living







Great thoughts

Too many fame come too late

Genious does what it must, and talent does what it can

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next (Bacon)

Despair is the conclusion of fools

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness (Aristotle)

It is the prerogative of great men only to have great defects (La Rochefoucault)

A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable

Happiness is like a kiss; you must share it to have it (Marie Tempest)

All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one (Henry Mitchell)

The great essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

An average man learns from his experience; an outstanding man learns from other people’s experience (Bismarck)

Power is an iron hand in a velvet glove (Charles V)

Love is often a fruit of marriage (Moliere)

A woman must be a genius to create a god husband (Balzac)

No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come (Victor Hugo)

To conquer without danger is to win without glory

There is no limit to what we can do or where we can go if we don’t mind who gets the credit (Ronald Regan)

Learn from the mistakes of others – you can never live long enough to make them all yourself (John Luther)

There will be time when you think believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. (Louis L’Amour)

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live (Vittorio Alfieri)

To feel the love of people whom we love is a fire that feeds our life (Pablo Neruda)

When written in Chinese, the word “crisis” is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity (John F. Kennedy)

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy (Martin Luther King. Jr)

Consult not your fears, but your hopes and dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed at, but with what it is still possible for you to do (Pope John XXIII)

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards (Vernon Saunders Law)

When it gets dark enough you can see the stars (Lee Salk)

Monday, August 23, 2010

A rare species of conference interpreters

Samsung at work

The Chairman

Just checking

The President

Radiate Joy

Make the most of your life and be the best that you can be. Always radiate joy and look like you are having the time of your life. Always live your life with enthusiasm. Quit looking at what’s wrong and start thanking God for what’s right. You expect good things. You stay filled with hope.

                     Pastor Joel Osteen

One day at a time

Quit worrying about how everything is going to turn out. Live one day at a time; better yet, make the most of this moment. It’s good to have a big-picture outlook, to set goals, to establish budgets and make plans, but if you’re always living in the future, you’re never really enjoying the present in the way God wants you to. You must learn to live one day at a time. We must make a decision that we’re going to be happy in spite of our circumstances. It is extremely important that we know how to live a life of peace.


Life is flying by, so don’t waste another moment of your precious time being angry, unhappy, or worried. The psalmist said, “This is the day the Lord has made. I will rejoice and be glad in it.”

Happiness

Happiness is a choice. Choose to be happy today! You don’t have to wait for everything to be perfectly straightened out in your family or with your business, or for all your problems to be solved. You don’t have to forgo happiness until you lose weight, break an unhealthy habit, or accomplish all your goals. No, God wants you to be happy right where you are, right now.

You might as well choose to be happy and enjoy your life! When you do that, not only will you feel better, but your faith will cause God to show up and work wonders in your life.

If you’re always waiting for some events to make you happy, you’re going to spend your whole lifetime waiting. Something will always be “not quite right” in your life. You will always find some reason not to be happy. No other person can ultimately make you happy. You must learn to be happy within yourself. Life may not have turned out exactly like you’d hoped, but you must make a decision that you’re going to make the most of that situation. Learn to be happy in spite of your circumstances.

                      Pastor Joel Osteen

The Goods Things

Think of it like this: every person has two main files in his or her memory system. The first is a file filled with all the good things that have happened to us. It’s full of our victories and accomplishments, all of the things that have brought us joy and happiness through the years. The second file is just the opposite. It’s filled with the hurts and pain of the past, all the negative things that have happened to us. It’s full of our defeats and failures, things that brought us sadness and sorrow. Throw away the key to file number two. Don’t go there back anymore. Keep your mind focused on the good things God has done in your life.

             Pastor Joel Osteen

God's Favor

When you live favor-minded, you’ll begin to see God’s goodness in the everyday, ordinary details at the grocery store, at the ball field, the mall, at work, or at home. You may be stuck in traffic. The lane next to you is moving well, but you just can’t get over there, then, suddenly, for no apparent reason, somebody slows down and waves you in. That’s the favor of God. The favor of God causes other people to extend preferential treatment to you. The favor of God causes you to be at the right place at the right time. Be grateful. Don’t take God’s favor for granted. Say, “Father, thank You for Your Favor. Thank You for assisting me.

When you are living favor-minded, the Bible say, “God’s blessing are going to chase you down and overtake you.” In other words, you won’t be able to outrun the good things of God. Everywhere you go, thing are going to change in your favor. Every time you turn around, somebody’s going to want to do something good for you, to assist you in some manner. The favor of God can cause people to go out of their way to want to help you. The favor of God can cause people to make exceptions for you.

           Pastor Joel Osteen

Faith

If you’ll change your thinking, God can change your life. God works by faith. You must believe first, and then you’ll receive.

                  Pastor Joel Osteen

Your best days are ahead of you

Dream bigger dreams. Enlarge your vision. Live with expectancy. Make room in your thinking for the great things God wants to do. Your best days are ahead of you.

            Pastor Joel Osteen

Christian jokes

1. The song leader

A pastor and a song leader were not getting along and it began to spill over into the worship services. One week the minister preached on being willing to change. Afterwards the song leader got up and led the song “I shall not be moved.” The next Sunday he preached on giving. The song leader then led “Jesus paid it all.” The next week he preached on gossip. Then the song leader led “I would love to tell the story.” The minister was so frustrated he resigned. He told the congregation “Jesus brought me here and Jesus is taking me away.” The song leader then led “What a friend we have in Jesus.”



2. The biggest lie

I head about this pastor that was walking down the street. And he came upon this group of young boys that were surrounding this little dog. He asked them what they were doing. They said “We’re having a contest. Whoever can tell the biggest lie can keep the dog.” He went into a 10 minutes sermon beginning with “Don’t you know lying is a sin?” and ending with “When I was your age I never told a lie.” There was complete silence and just when he thought he’d gotten through to them the youngest boy spoke up and said “All right give him the dog.”



3. The Saint

There were two evil brothers that were extremely rich. They attended the same church and on the surface they appeared to be good Christians. One of the brothers suddenly died. The remaining brother sought out the pastor and handed him a large donation. He said “I only have one condition. At the funeral, you must say my brother was a saint.” The pastor agreed and deposited the check. At the funeral the pastor said “This man was an evil man. He lied, he stole, he cheated people. After going on and on for several minutes he finally said “But compared to his brother, he was a saint.”



4. The dinner blessing

A mother invited some people for dinner. At the table she turned over to her 5 year-old daughter and said “Honey, would you like to say the blessing?” The little girl replied “I don’t know what to say.” The Mum answered back “Just say what you hear Mummy say.” The little girl bowed her head and said “Oh Lord, why did I invite those people to dinner?”



5. Baseball in Heaven

Two famous baseball pitchers were discussing whether there would be any baseball in Heaven. They made an agreement that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if indeed there was any baseball in Heaven. A few months later one of the men died and just as promised he came back to the Earth and said "Friend I've got good news and I’ve got bad news. The good news is there is baseball in Heaven. The bad news is you’re scheduled to pitch next Thursday.”



6. The taxi driver

A minister dies and he is waiting in line at the pearly gates. Ahead of him is a man dressed in a light shirt, jeans and sunglasses. Peter asks “Who are you?” The man replied “Joe Conan, taxi driver, New York City.” Peter checked his list and handed him a silk robe and a gold staff and said enter in the Heaven. The minister steps forward and said “I’m Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary’s.” Peter checks his list and handed him a cotton robe and a wooden staff. The minister said “Wait a minute! The taxi driver gets a silk robe and gold staff, how can this be?” Peter replied “Up here we work by results. When you preached, people slept. When he drove people prayed.



7. The wedding vows

During his wedding rehearsal the groom approached the pastor and said “I’ll give you 100 dollars if you would change the wedding vows and leave out all the love, honor and obey part. He pressed the 100 dollar bill into the pastor’s hand and walked away with a smile. The next day during the vows, the pastor asked him “Do you promise to bow down before her, fulfill her every wish, and serve her breakfast in bed for as long as you shall live? The groom gulped in astonishment and finally in a weak voice answered yes. He did lean toward the pastor and said “Hey I thought we had a deal?” The pastor handed him his money back and said “She made me a much better offer.”





8. The pancake

A mother was cooking pancakes for her two young sons. Ryan was 5 and Kevin was 3. They began to argue about who would get the first one. The mother saw this as an opportunity to teach them a lesson and she said “Boys, boys if Jesus were here he would say “Let my brother have the first one.” Ryan turned to his younger brother and said, ”OK Kevin you would be Jesus.”



9. The Secret Service

A pastor was greeting people in the lobby as they left one Sunday. He came across a man he had not seen for some time and he pulled him aside and said “Sir, you need to join the army of the Lord.” The man replied “I’m already in the army of the Lord.” The pastor looked kind of confused and said “How come I only see you on Easter and Christmas?” Then the man whispered back “I’m in the Secret Service.”



10. Black or White

Archie and Jack argued for years whether Jesus was black or white. Archie was certain Jesus was white but Jack was just as certain he was black. As faith would have it, they both died on the same day and raced to the pearly gate to see who was right. “Saint Peter!” they shouted “Is Jesus white or black?” About that time Jesus walked up and said “Buenos Dias.”



11. The mother-in-law

Georges was on vacation in Jerusalem with his family when his mother-in-law suddenly died. He went to make arrangements to get the body back home. The counselor told him it would could 5,000 dollars to have her shipped but only 150 dollars to have buried her there. After deep thought, he made the decision to ship her home. The counselor said “Man, you must have really loved your mother-in-law.” Georges said “No, it is not really that. I just know of a case many years ago, when they buried somebody here and on the third day he arose… I just can’t take that chance.



12. The long hair

A young boy had just gotten his driver’s permit and asked his father if he could use the car. His father said “I’ll make a deal with you. If you bring your grades up, study your Bible, and get your hair cut, you can use it.” A month later the boy came back and asked about the car. Then Dad said “Son I ‘am very proud of you. You brought your grades up, you’ve been studying your Bible, but still you haven’t got your haircut. The boy said “Dad, I’ve been thinking. Samsun had long hair, Moses had long hair. Even Jesus had long hair.” His father replied “Yes, Son, and they walked everywhere they went.”



13. God is missing

A mother had two young boys that were known for their bad behavior. Anytime trouble happened they were sure to be a part of. She decided to send them to their pastor one at a time to see if he could help. The minister asked the first boy “where is God?” The boy just sat there. He asked again “Where is God?” Still no reply. The third time he asked the boy, he bolted out the door, ran home and told his brother “God is missing and they think we did it!”



14. A detour to Hell

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a charismatic suddenly died and went to Heaven. Upon arrival Peter said “I’m sorry, but your living quarters are not quite ready.” He did not know what to do with them so finally he called the Devil and asked if he would keep them for a couple of days. Satan reluctantly agreed. A few hours later Satan called back and said “You’d gotta come and get those guys. The Catholic man is forgiving everybody, the Baptist is saving everybody and the charismatic has already raised enough money for air-conditioning.”



15. The Christian bear

I heard about this pastor that skipped church one Sunday morning to go bear hunting. He got his gun and went out in the woods and searched and searched and searched. He did not see any sign of a bear. Finally he got frustrated and threw his gun down and went down to the stream to kind of cool off. About that time he saw that huge grizzly bear running full speed toward him. He fell down on his knees and said “God please protect me. God I am praying that you would convert this bear into being a Christian.” Miraculously, the bear stopped in his tracks, lifted up his paws toward Heaven “Thank you Lord for the food I ‘m about to eat.”



16. Czechoslovakia

I heard about that lady who died and she found herself standing at the pearly gates. Saint Peter said “You can’t come in unless you correctly spell a word.” She said “What word?” He said “Any word.” So she spelled the word love LOVE. Peter said “Welcome to Heaven.” Then Peter asked her if she would take his place. He instructed her “If anybody come just follow the same procedure. Within a few minutes this lady sees her ex-husband coming up. She said “What are you doing here?” He said “I just had a heart attack. Did I really make it to Heaven?” She said “Not yet. You have to correctly spell a word.” He said “What word?” After a long pause she said “Czechoslovakia”



17. A special request

A husband and wife were celebrating their 60th birthdays together when suddenly an angel appeared and said God was going to grant them each one special request. The wife was so excited she said “I want to travel all over the world” and poof the smoked cleared and suddenly she had tickets in her hands. The husband was next. He shyly said “My request is that I would be married to a woman 30 years younger than me.” And poof the smoke cleared and he was 90 years-old.



18. The picture of God

I heard about this kinder garden teacher. She was walking around her classroom as her students drew pictures. She noticed this one little girl drawing so intently. She asked her what she was drawing. The little girl said she was drawing a picture of God. The teacher kind of laugh, she said “Oh Honey nobody really knows what God looks like.” The little girl, without missing a beat, said “They will in a minute.”



19. The naked woman

A new pastor moved into town and went out visiting people. He came to one house and it was obvious that someone was home but no one would come to the door. Finally he took out his card and wrote on the back “Revelations 3 - 20“ and then stuck it under the door. The next day at the service an usher handed him the same card and under his message was the notation “Genesis 3-10.” And here is what the scripture says. Revelation 3-20 says “Behold I stand at the door and knock. If any man opens the door I will come in.” The reply was Genesis 3-10. it says “I heard your voice but I was afraid because I was naked.”



20. A million dollars

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him. God said “A million years to me is like a single second in your time.” Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was like to him. God said “A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you.” The young man got his courage up and said “God would you please give me a penny?” God said “Sure, just a second.”



21. The cowboy

I heard about this old cowboy, he went to church one rainy Sunday morning. When he got there he noticed that he and the preacher were the only ones there. The weather was so bad. The minister asked him if he wanted him to go ahead and preach. He said “Well, Preacher, I’m not too smart but if I went out to feed my cattle and only one showed up I’d sure feed him.” And so the minister began his sermon. Two and half hours later he got finished and he asked the cowboy how he liked it and he said “Well, Preacher, let me put it this way. If I went out to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t dump the whole load on him.”



22. John’s steak

John was the only protestant in a large catholic neighborhood. Every Friday during Lent while his neighbors were eating cold fish, he was in his backyard grilling a steak. They could not stand the temptation and they decided to try to convert him to the Catholicism. After several talks John agreed. They took him to the church, the priest sprinkled some water over him and said “You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now you are a catholic.” A year later during the first Friday of Lent the neighbors smelled the same smell of steak in the air. They rushed to John’s house. He was in his backyard sprinkling water over his steak saying you were born a cow, you were raised a cow but now you are a fish.



23. The one Sunday I missed

It was Palm Sunday and because of a sore throat little Johnny stayed home from church with the babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches from the Easter program. The boy asked what they were for. The Mum told how the people held them over Jesus’ head as he walked down the aisle. The little boy fumed “Wouldn’t you know it? The one Sunday I missed he shows up!”



24. Hole-in-one

I heard about this pastor. He decided to skip church one Sunday morning and go play golf. He told his assistant he was not feeling well and he drove to a golf course in another city where nobody would know him. He teed-off on the first hole and suddenly the wind picked up his ball and carried it an extra 100 yards and blew it right into the hole, for a 420 yard hole-in-one. An angel looked at God and said “What did you that for?” God smiled and said “Whose he gonna tell?”



25. God’s getting better

I heard about this little girl, she was sitting on her grandfather’s lap. She noticed how wrinkled his face was. She contemplated the difference between hers and his. She said “Grand Daddy, did God make you?” He laughed and said “Yes Honey. God made me a long time ago.” She said “Well did God make me?” He said “Yes, God made you just a little while ago.” She thought about it a moment and said “Grand Daddy, God’s getting better, isn’t he?”



26. The woman’s dress

I heard about this lady that was shopping with her husband. He had asked her not to buy any new cloth but she saw this dress in the window and decided to try it on. She liked it so much she bought it in secret. A couple of days later, the husband discovered it. He was so upset. She explained to him that when she tried it on, it looked so good that Satan tempted her to buy it and she just couldn’t resist it. He said “Why didn’t you do what the scripture says and say get behind me Satan? She said I did and he told me it looked even better from a distance.



27. Black and white

I heard about this little girl, she was attending a wedding for t he first time. She asked her Mum “Why is the bride wearing all white?” The Mum smiled and said “Oh white is the color of happiness. Today is the happiest day of her life.” The little girl thought about it and said “Why is the groom wearing all black?”



28. The pastor’s mother

I heard about this elderly lady. She came into church one Sunday morning and a friendly usher greeted her and said “Mam, where would you like to seat?” She said “I would like to seat on the very front row.” He said “Oh no Mam you don’t want to do that. Our pastor is very boring. He’ll put you to sleep. Let me put you somewhere else. She was appalled. She said “Sir, do you know who I am?” He said “No.” She said “I am the pastor’s mother.” He hung his head in embarrassment. Finally he looked up and said “Mam, do you know who I am?” She said “No.”. He said “Thank God.”



29. The Loch Ness monster

I heard about this atheist, he was spending a quite day on the lake when all of a sudden his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. One easy flip, it tossed him and his boat high into the air. Then it opened its mouth waiting to swallow. As the man tumbled head over hills, he cried out “God help me!” All at once time stood still. The whole picture froze. God said “But I didn’t think that you believed in me.” The atheist said “God please give me a break. Two minutes ago, I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster either.”



30. In the airplane

A Christian woman was on an airplane reading her Bible. The man next to her said “You don’t believe all that stuff in there, do you?” She said “Of course I do. It is the Bible.” He said “Well what about that guy that was swallowed by the whale?” She said “You mean Jonah? Yes I believe that too.” He said “How could he possibly survive all that time inside a whale?” She thought about it for a moment and said “I don’t know. When I get to Heaven, I would have to ask him.” He sarcastically replied “but what if he is not in Heaven?” She smiled and said” “Then you’re gonna to have to ask him.”



The Baptist dog

I heard about this man, he came up to a Baptist pastor and he said “Sir, my dog has passed away. I was wondering if you can come to my house and have a funeral for him.” The pastor seemed kind of annoyed and he said “No, I can’t do a funeral for a dog.” The man said “Well, that’s too bad because I was thinking of making a 5,000 dollars donation to your church.” The pastor smiled and said “Why didn’t you tell me your dog was Baptist?”



The world smartest man

I heard about this airplane that was about to crash. There were four passengers but only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said “I’m a leading heart surgeon. My patients need me.” He grabbed the first parachute and jumped. The second passenger said “I’m a rocket scientist, one of the smartest men in the world. My country needs me.” He took the second parachute and jumped. The third passenger was Pope John Paul. He said to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old boy scout “Son, I’m old and frail. You take the last parachute.” The boy scout said “That’s OK sir. There are still two parachutes left. The world smartest man just jumped out with my backpack.”



Bedtime prayers

I heard about these two little boys. They were spending the night with their grandparents. Before they went to bed, they got down on their knees to say their prayers. The youngest one started praying at the top of his lungs saying God I pray that you give me a new bicycle, and I pray that you give me a new play station, and pray that you give me a new DVD. His brother said “Why are you screaming? God is not deaf. The little boy said “I know that but Grandmother is.”



The woman

After God made Adam he said, “I am going to give you a helpmate. She will be called 'woman' and she will be your friend, she will cook for you, clean your home, be kind and gentle, be your helper, when you argue, she will be the first one to admit you are right." Adam said, "What would she cost me?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam said, "What can you give me for a rib?" The rest is history.

Be happy and feel good

Do the things that you love, and that bring you joy. Be happy now. Feel good now. That’s the only thing you have to do.


                                 Rhonda Byrne
                    

Do what you want

Joy, love, freedom, happiness, laughter. That’s what it is. And if you just experience joy sitting there and meditating for an hour, by golly, do that. If you experience joy eating a salami sandwich, then do that!

                          Neale Donald Walsch

You are always right

Whether you think you can or think you can’t, either way you are right.

                             Henry Ford

Healthy as your Thoughts

Our body is really the product of our thoughts. We’re beginning to understand in medical science the degree to which the nature of thoughts and emotions actually determines the physical substance and structure and function of our bodies. Happier thoughts lead to essentially a happier biochemistry. A happier, healthier body. Negative thoughts and stress have been shown to seriously degrade the body and the functioning of the brain, because it’s our thoughts and emotions that are continuously reassembling, reorganizing, re-creating our body

                                              Dr. John Hagelin

Tell me your desire

“What things soever you desire, when you pray, believe that you receive them, and you shall have them”                                        
                                                               Mark 11:2-4

A Man and A Woman

a woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.



a successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.

a successful woman is one who finds such a man.



to be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him little.

to be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.



a woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

a man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

Romance Mathematics

smart man + smart woman = romance

smart man + dumb woman = affair

dumb man + smart woman = marriage

dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Eight Intelligences

Howard Gardner has formulated a list of 8 intelligences. The first two  have been typically valued in schools as IQ.

1. Linguistic Intelligence
2. Logical-mathematical Intelligence
3. Musical Intelligence
4. Bodily-kinesthetic intelligence
5. Spatial intelligence
6. Interpersonal intelligence
7. Intrapersonal intelligence
8. Naturalist intelligence

We are the Champions

We all came to this world as number one. After all, each of us has competed with 400 million other sperms.

The baby

A professor is giving a lecture in front of his medical students.

Imagine that a pregnant woman comes to you for advice on whether to keep or not the child she is bearing. Her husband has syphilis, herself has tuberculosis, her first child is blind, the second child died
at birth, the third is blind and speech-impaired, and the fourth has turberculosis. What advice could you give her ?

One student answered: "Abortion"

The professor replied: "Then, you just have killed Beethoven"

Remorse versus regrets

Better have remorse than regrets

Chance

Chance is only the smile of talent.

Idea

an idea that did not work the first time is not necessarily a bad idea: it is just badly timed.

We humans are so blessed to live a simple, peaceful and happy life

But he is showing respect to the Pope. He is a good guy....

I think bullfight has become an anachronistic show

Those words that inspire us


I have tried to mention the source of those following inspiring words whenever I could and I apologize to the author if I could not find the source.

Family

= Father And Mother I Love You




The Bank

Every morning, you are given 86 400 dollars with the only constraint of having to spend them all during that same day. Any remaining money is taken away when you go to bed. But this gift from heaven can stop anytime. So the question is, whay would you do if you were given such a gift?....

This magic bank, we all have it, it is the time! Every morning, when you wake up, you are given 86 400 seconds of life for the day and when we go to bed at night there is no left over, what has not been lived during the day is lost, today is over.....

Every morning, this magic starts over again, we are given 86 400 seconds of life and we all play with this unchangeable rule: the bank can close our account at anytime without prior notice; at any moment life can stop. So what do we do with our daily 86 400 seconds? Are not those seconds of life more important than dollars? So I please, let's enjoy every second that is given to us.....

             Marc Levy from "Et si c'était vrai?"....





Everything I needed

I asked for Strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong
I asked for wisdom and God gave me problem to solve
I asked for prosperity and God gave me a brain and brawn to work
I asked for Courage and God gave me obstacles to overcome
I asked for Love and God gave me troubled people to help
I asked for Favors and God gave me opportunities

I received nothing I wanted but I received Everything I needed.....




The Difference


I got up early one morning

and rushed right into the day,

I had so much to accomplish

that I didn’t have time to pray.


Problems just tumbled about me

and heavier came each task.

“Why doesn’t God help me ?” I wondered.

He answered, “You didn’t ask.”


I wanted to see joy and beauty,

but the day toiled on, gray and bleak.

I wondered why God didn’t show me;

He said, “But you didn’t seek.”


I tried to come into God’s presence,

I used all the keys at the lock.

God gently and lovingly chided,

“My child, you didn’t knock.”


I woke up early this morning

and paused before entering the day,

I had so much to accomplish

that I had to take time to pray.



 
Think Positive


If you think you are beaten, you are.

If you think you dare not, you won’t.

Success begins with your own will…

It’s all in your state of mind.

Life’s battles are not always won

By those who are stronger or faster;

Sooner or later the person who wins

Is the person who thinks he can.

 
 
 
Everything is possible.

Everything is possible, it is a question of time, the time to understand how it is possible.


             Marc Levy




Real Life


For a long time it had seemed to me that life was about to begin - real life. But there was always some obstacles in the way, something to be gotten through first, some unfinished business, time still to be served, or a debt to be paid. Then life would begin. At last it dawned on me that these obstacles were "my life". This perspective has helped me to see that there is no way to happiness. Happiness is the way.

So, stop waiting until you finish school, until you go back to school, until you lose ten pounds, until you gain ten pounds, until you have kids, until your kids leave the house, until you start work, until you retire, until you get married, until you get divorced, until Friday night, until Sunday morning, until you get a new car or home, until you car or home is paid off, until spring, until summer, until fall, until winter, until you're off welfare, until you die, until you're born again to decide that there is no better time than right now to be happy. Happiness is a journey not a destination.




Happiness...


We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids are not old enough and we'll be content when they are.

After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We'll certainly be happy when they're out of that stage.

We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, are able to go on a nice vacation, when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when?

Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway.




Happiness Strategy


1. Dont worry, choose happy

2. Cultivate gratitude

3. Foster forgiveness

4. Counteract negative thoughts and feelings

5. Foster friendship

6. Engage in some meaningful activities




Secrets of Happy Families


1. Enjoy each other: parents come home and the kids are happy to see them and when the kids come home, the parents are happy to see them.

2. Swap stories: something to share with your kids.

3. Put the marriage first: set a real example of love

4. Break bread together: families that eat together, stay together. It’s that simple. Family dinners are essential. It’s a time to connect.

5. Play together: have one or two unifying activities that the family does together.

6. Put Family before Friends

7. Limit children’s after-school activities: if your kids grow up not knowing how to ballet, they will be OK. Create your own after-school activities as a family. Take your kids rollerblading or swimming after school as a family.

8. Build and Honor Rituals: they can be unique to your own family such as a weekly dining out or movie watching at the theater. Rituals tend to bring family members close together because they are repeated over time.

9. Keep your voices down: talk to your kids, give them strict rules, and punish them when neccessary, but don’t lose control and yell.

10. Never fight in front of the kids

11. Don’t work too much: prioritize your kids.

12. Encourage sibling harmony.

13. Have private jokes

14. Communicate

 
 
Few signs of happiness/success


Success is closing the door to your office at the end of the day with a smile of satisfied contentment crossing your face. It’s knowing that you did a good job and that those you interacted with you had a positive experience.

Success is looking forward to getting home and seeing the people you love. It’s being mentally and emotionally free to share yourself with them and to be interested in them.

Success is being loved by the people you love

Success is sitting down to pay the bills and knowing that you have enough money to cover them this month and next month. It’s knowing you have taken measures to ensure the financial security of your family in the event of your demise.

Success is knowing where to turn when it seems that there’s nowhere to turn. Having a spiritual life is akin to eating food and drinking water. It’s necessary!

Success is having interests or hobbies to call your own. It’s things that you personally anticipates doing again and again. Having interests gives you joy and peace.

Success is waking up in the morning and feeling good. It’s knowing that you eat right and exercise regularly and that you do everything you personally can to ensure continued good health

Success is turning out the lights, slipping under the covers, and thinking to yourself, “It just doesn’t get much better than this!”




What success isn’t


Success isn’t calling home from work for the fourth time this week, apologizing because you’re going to miss dinner with the family again.

Success isn’t hurrying into the house and hiding behind closed doors or the television set because “after the day I’ve had, I need my space!”

Success isn’t having all the riches in the world and still trying to figure out how to have more of all the riches in the world.

Success isn’t physically going to worship service and mentally writing a to-do list for when you get home

Success isn’t all work and no play

Success isn’t spending mental energy figuring out how to explain why your project isn’t going to come in on time, why you have to miss your child’s school play and why you just don’t find any joy in living

 

 


Great thoughts



Too many fame come too late

Genious does what it must, and talent does what it can

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.

The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next (Bacon)

Despair is the conclusion of fools

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness (Aristotle)

It is the prerogative of great men only to have great defects (La Rochefoucault)

A gentleman is a man who can disagree without being disagreeable

Happiness is like a kiss; you must share it to have it (Marie Tempest)

All anybody needs to know about prizes is that Mozart never won one (Henry Mitchell)

The great essentials of happiness are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.

An average man learns from his experience; an outstanding man learns from other people’s experience (Bismarck)

Power is an iron hand in a velvet glove (Charles V)

Love is often a fruit of marriage (Moliere)

A woman must be a genius to create a god husband (Balzac)

No army can withstand the strength of an idea whose time has come (Victor Hugo)

To conquer without danger is to win without glory

There is no limit to what we can do or where we can go if we don’t mind who gets the credit (Ronald Regan)

Learn from the mistakes of others – you can never live long enough to make them all yourself (John Luther)

There will be time when you think believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. (Louis L’Amour)

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live (Vittorio Alfieri)

To feel the love of people whom we love is a fire that feeds our life (Pablo Neruda)

When written in Chinese, the word “crisis” is composed of two characters. One represents danger and the other represents opportunity (John F. Kennedy)

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy (Martin Luther King. Jr)

Consult not your fears, but your hopes and dreams. Think not about your frustrations, but about your unfulfilled potential. Concern yourself not with what you tried and failed at, but with what it is still possible for you to do (Pope John XXIII)

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards (Vernon Saunders Law)

When it gets dark enough you can see the stars (Lee Salk)





The Sportsman


A sportsman is the one who not only has fortified his muscles and increased his resistance by the practice of some great sport, but also the one who, by practising it, has learned to repress his anger, to be tolerant with his fellows and his adversaries, not to enjoy a vile advantage, to feel as a disgrace the mere suspicion of a trap and to maintain the mind serene and the face cheerful at the hour of defeit.




How to retake control after a very bad day


1. breathe deeply: several times while walking, in your car, or in the metro

2. take your time: walk slowly and look around you to notice small little details. After all, life goes on.

3. do some physical activity: sweating is the best way to eliminate stress. Run, roller blade, take your bike and spend you energy.

4. laugh: laughing allows to get rid of the toxins accumulated by stress

5. don’t tell your bad day to your family: you need their love not their compassion or pity.

6. get a good night sleep: don’t forget tomorrow is another day! Reading a book is a good way to get to sleep softly.

7. Pray




These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Q: Are you sexually active?

A: No, I just lie there.

__________________________________

Q: What is your date of birth?

A: July 15th.

Q: What year?

A: Every year.

______________________________________

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

_____________________________________

Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you?

A: Forty-five years.

_____________________________________

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you?

A: My name is Susan.

______________________________________

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?

A: We both do.

Q: Voodoo?

A: We do.

Q: You do?

A: Yes, voodoo.

______________________________________

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

___________________________________

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

_____________________________________

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

______________________________________

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes.

Q: And what were you doing at that time?

______________________________________

Q: She had three children, right?

A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys?

A: None.

Q: Were there any girls?

______________________________________

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?

A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

______________________________________

Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

______________________________________

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

______________________________________

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

______________________________________

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

______________________________________

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

 
 
 
The power of thought


In 1950s, an English Container ship transporting Portugal wine bottles enters a Scottish port. A man goes in the cold chamber to check that everything has been delivered. Another man closes the door from outside ignoring there is someone in the cold room. The prisoner shouts and knocks violently on the door but nobody hears him and the ship goes back to Portugal.

The man finds enough food inside the cold room but he knows he will not last long in this freezer. However, he finds the energy to grab a piece of metal and to write, hour after hour, day after day, the story of his suffering. With a scientific accuracy, he describes his agony. How the cold is freezing his nose, his fingers and his feet. He describes how the cold air is an unbearable burn on his chest.

When the ship comes into the port in Lisbon, the captain discovers the dead man inside the cold room. His story is written on the walls. But the most astonishing thing is that the refrigeration system has not been activated since there was no more merchandise inside the cold chamber. The man died only because he thought he was in a freezer. He has been the victim of his own imagination.




Shopping maths


- a man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs

- a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she does not need



About Joy


Be joyful always

          I Thessalonians 5:16-18







Those important things in life

The experience of life in prison or a mortal disease give back the true value to each thing. Suddenly we understand that the most important thing in life is not a doctrine or a big house but health, the freedom to come and go, very simple notions.....
           
             MARC LEVY






Travels

Travels change the look we have on ourselves and our life.
                                                                                                                                          
                 Frederic Lenoir




Hardships

Hardships of life can make us smaller or bigger.
                                                                                                                                         
                Frederic Lenoir



Worries
The following is a study undertaken about human worries 
 

40% are worries that will not actually happen

30% are worries about things that have already occured

12% are worries not related to oneself but to other people's business

10% are worries about the disease one might get

4% are worries that cannot not be solved no matter how much you worry about

4% are worries that can be solved if we put some effort


So, in conclusion, if 4% is the amount of worries a person should have, most of the people worry 20 times more on a daily basis.